3yo daughter to her doll: "You're a a stupid doll"

Dad: "Honey, I don't like to hear you talk like that."

3yo: (pauses to glare at me) "You're a stupid guy."

- Wally

Tags: Language

2 year old: "This summer I will be 3, mommy will be as old as I, daddy will be many, MANY years..."

- @CKret

Tags: Language

3 year old, while moving the mouse cursor all over the screen, "That's the mouse's happy dance!"

- @jeffhandley

Tags: Random

3-year-old, with perfect pronunciation: "When I grow up, I want to be a Pachycephalosaurus."

- @jeffhandley

Tags: Birds and Bees | Language

Me: "Happy Birthday Nicholas! You're 3 today, not 2 anymore!"

3 y/o: "But I want to be 2 AND 3..."

- @aounja

Tags: Logic

6yo: "I want to be a doctor when I grow up."

Mom "Oh yeah? What kind?"

6yo: "A vegetarian, because I like animals"

- @joeybeninghove

Tags: Logic

Son: Mummy have you ever picked a big booger?

Mum: Yes, on a good day.

Son: Today is a good day mummy...

- @demyte

Tags: Toddlers

Wife dancing and singing while making lunch.

3yo: "Stop mom! I want peace and quiet at the table when I'm eating lunch."

- @CKret

Tags: Logic

An article came on the news about Brad and Angelina supposedly breaking up and the 2 year old pipes up "Those people are crazy"

- MB

Tags: Wisdom

After the arrival of our second baby we explained some of the basics of where babies come from to our two year old - his interpretation:  "Daddy put a nest in Mummy then a baby came out".

Also, when naked he now points to his private parts and announces "this makes babies in girls".  Maybe we should have just used the stork story.

- MB

Tags: Birds and Bees