Esther, Age 6 (at the zoo)

Esther: Dad, can we buy one of those birds?
Dad: No, the zoo animals aren't for sale.
Esther: Then why do they have tags on their legs? (thinks) Oh, I know - so when they feed them, they can call out "Now serving number 6... now serving number 7..."

- JonG

Tags: Logic

My friend Mark and his 3 year old daughter were having a conversation:

3yo: Only 3 more sleeps!
Mark: What comes after that?
3yo: Only 2 more sleeps?!

- RichardH

Tags: Logic

"Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
I Pray the Lord my Soap to keep...."

- Jim

Tags: Religion

My 3-year-old in her sweetest voice: "I love you, Dad...And Mom, too............and pudding."

- MichaelP

Tags: Imagination | Relatives

8 year old daughter said "Man, it's hard work being a kid!  I'm tired."

- Evonne

Tags: Wisdom

Five year old son: "I sure wish that girls were less complicated."

- KevDog

Tags: Wisdom

3 year old after the third hand-sanitizer session of the hour ... "I still have Germans on my hands"

- MotoWilliams

Tags: Illness | Language

Five-year old to little sister: "When Mom and Dad die I'll take you to McDonalds everyday."

- KevDog

Tags: Food | Logic | Relatives

Our 4 children were running through the house when there was a loud crash in the other room, silence, followed by a quiet:

"That wasn't supposed to happen."

- AnthonyPotts

Tags: Trouble

4 year old asked, "Am I old enough to be bit by a radioactive spider yet?"

- AnthonyPotts

Tags: Logic | Movies